Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
how does that bad decision feel?
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