Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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