Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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