Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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