when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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