i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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