Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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