Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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