belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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