Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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