you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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