haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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