dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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