Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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