i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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