yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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