rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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