I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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