think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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