yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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