i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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