dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
its not stalking. its research.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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