can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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