I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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