This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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