Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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