i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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