I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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