Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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