i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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