Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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