He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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