Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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