i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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