it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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