he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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