do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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