respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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