our cab driver is having phone sex.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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