im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
okay pat passed out under dana's car
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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