please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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