I have demons in me.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There r osticjed everywhere
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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