Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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