Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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