idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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