Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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