On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
