We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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