I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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