This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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