and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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